Episode 13: I Slayed the Dragon

A long time friend of Chris’ came to visit Austin and decided to take a seat in the cock-pit to share stories of meeting his girlfriend in a fantasy land, dicks getting bent out of shape, and just how intimately he and Chris know one another.

Episode 12: From Asexual to A Sexual Deviant

Health coach, Japanese enthusiast, and champion of misfits, Emile walks us through her journey out of self harm into a more nutritious life, falling in love with an entire city, and the power of seeing those whom feel invisible.

Episode 11: Got the Talk From Talk Radio

This week we explore the mind of a man who grew up with pigs, fled the Midwest for greener pastures, and despite his comfort sporting a “man-kini” always wondered if by not being attracted to men, he was missing out on something.

Episode 10: M.C. Pussy Christmas

Director and world class comedian Paul Provenza joins Zaeli and Chris in the cock-pit to discuss growing up surrounded by strong women, being stuck in the first girl he ever slept with, and how is becoming more and more like a chimp everyday.

Episode 9: Hand Gestures Make More Sense

With a shaved head like Eleven of Stranger Things, the wild child Claire tells tales of running away from home, getting her creepy P.E. teacher fired, and how birth control gets under her skin.

Episode 8: Mouths Just Taste Like That

This week comedian Lindsey Easterwood cuts to the chase as she always does, to tell us what it’s like to be twenty as fuck and livin’ off cake here in the Lone Star State capital. Spoiler: it’s a most hilarious mix of casual and wild.

Episode 5: The Tits In My Family

On brand as a way of life, Cassidy shares her thoughts on Jesus as a lover, co-creating a phallus with a friend, and the importance of being nice.

Episode 4: What Are Straight People?

A master of modern ballet and self-given tats, Alex tells us what makes a blowjob good, who’s into diaper play, how everyone wins when you don’t compete, and why a podcast is all about the outfit.

Episode 1: Pretty Woman-y (Pt 2)

Finish the juiciness you started; hear the rest of our interview with Ixi here! It’s got broken engagements, non-monogamy, and the alleged selfishness of female self-esteem.

Episode 1: Pretty Woman-y (Pt 1)

For our very first episode, Chris and Zaeli put a truly special lady on the spot: traveling wedding photographer, longtime Austinite, and recent New York Times Magazine cover girl, Ixi Kirkilis! Here in Part One, we talk growing up as an only child, having sex in your parents’ house, and repressed adolescent gender dysphoria!