GCBC – a personal podcast about people and their sexual history

EP78: Time to put the book down

This episode feels so good it must be bad! From hardcore stuff like cuddling and reading romance novels aloud to lovers, to the more gentle fare such as crack addicted donkey show performers and cuckolding burn victims. This conversations has it all.

EP76: Human doing human things

If you are one of those shifty “hit it and quit it” types, always playing it cool in the cafeteria, than you might miss your chance with Library Girl. This ongoing open conversation covers everything from womb-envy, shadow worlds, and how respect might be the single hottest thing you can offer another human here on…

EP74: After the chemicals wear off

Did your first strip tease involve Lincoln Logs? If it did, you might end up hitchhiking with ne’er-do-well’s, hangin’ with hairy horny hotties, and all the B.D.E. in the world won’t keep you from chugging blood out of a beheaded cockerel to prove yourself.

EP73: The bad boy cage

It’s the shy and dorky ones who wouldn’t dare be a cheerleader that turn out to be the real wild fires, and our guest is no exception. Everything from bondassage and sexy nurses to late night scheduled stealthy encounters and administering impromptu enemas, this episode is stock full of life experiences and healing knowledge.

EP71: Sideways Tampons

It starts in the back of a ’57 Chevy at an X-rated drive in theater, at age eleven Mary makes a stand against the church, only to cut and run from it all as soon as she bled. So drop some acid and grab your season pass to Six Flags, this “fag hag” speaks with…

EP70: Side dude off the muscle

Is Lando a bit of a “late-bloomer”, sure, but he’s still more adventurous than he lets on. We talked family members visiting from the grave, what not to say in prison, the importance of context, why complaining won’t get the paste back in the tube, and finally a triumphant triathlon for the mail lady.

EP69: No, I’m Barto.

Deep in the tarantula filled expanse of West Texas a young Barto found that Jesus Christ was best a Superstar, LSD is one hell of a trip, getting kicked in the nuts in your heart hurts worse than your regular nuts, and that even if “it was the 80’s” nobody should ever put kiddie in…

EP68: He likes wearing white shoes

Ricky grew up the South most point of the United States where he learned a lot about the tolerance and masculinity of Mexican culture while picking gum out from under tables at a night club with his Mother. We talk about taking care of our bodies, womb-men, sneaking peeks at Weiners, and how Brownsville has…

EP67: Just to get a rise

When you’re the tall and awkward thespian and half the neighborhood is giving you the sideways eye, producing uninvited boners on the bus might be the least of your troubles. James talks about being a bad-boy in college, getting assaulted, and how comedy put him in touch with some boss babes.

EP66: Best at getting berries

Hailing from in and around New York City this Jewish American Princess has many a tale to tell of birthday break-ups, men who came up a bit short, love at first sight, and what sets a real boyfriend aside from just any prince charming.

EP65: Over sold the piss

In the 2nd half of this interview with Mr. Andrist he explains how he gets involved with his community, nature jacking, long lingering hateful massages, being a glory hole guy, getting choked up and other loose scrambles.

EP64: Santa knew what was going on

I sit down with notorious comedian Andy Andrist at his home in the green hills of Eugene, Oregon. and we discuss Andy’s unwanted introduction to playing with himself, visually grabbing women, walking away from the church, and his happiest moment.

EP63: Never been pegged

Picking up where we left off in the previous episode, Colin, Natasha, and myself drink even more scotch and discuss paternal instincts, trying on your parents leather “punk rock” garb under the bed, and evaluating your hosts sexual performance on his Hi-8 sex tapes.

EP62: Some stupid punk rock idealism

When you’ve spent most of your life in Oregon being so gothic it hurts, why wouldn’t you meet your life mate through a mutual acid dealer? These long time buddies of mine, look back into the dusty cobwebs of time and share stories of unwanted sexual encounters, baptisms crossing paths with sexual awakenings, and other…

EP61: Teddy Bear in the mail

Growing up with 11 siblings, hanging out with old people, and holding his ground for an amazing fucking whirlwind, our guest shares with Sweet PJ and I his journey to become the most highly capable version of himself.

EP60: Special Thanksgiving Deal

Furries in the park, prostitutes in Vegas, masturbating in between reruns of Duck Tales, blowjobs and banana pancakes… this episode will leave you naked on all fours sneaking a peak under the bathroom door for more.

EP58: Quote unquote came out

Imagine if Men’s Warehouse manufactured ACTUAL men… well dressed men at that… our guest might be their top selling model. A traveling poet and the son of a preacher man Seth shares useful tips for lubrication, and his stories embody what it means be proud of who you are.

EP57: Titty b musty

The son of a beautician and as young and restless as Victor Newman, Golden was crackin’ his sister’s toes in Grambling, LA. for as long as he can remember. Orgies in motels, magic samurai pussy, porno parties and going down on older woman at the age of five… I’m just glad my buddy James was…

EP56: Sorry Mom and Dad

Once a “King of the Friend-zone” and former master of foolish childhood game “Nascar drive a fast car”, Texan musician Parker Chapin turned his luck around at the age of 16 in the back booth of a strip club. We talked military school, seductive older women, and googling boobs.

EP55: That dusky-hued lady Satan

Growing up in the slave quarters of an old plantation. Climbing up trees and into windows only to be mounted by a seductress. Biting your partner during a friendly threesome. Nicolas and his longtime girlfriend Diane surprised and aroused me with youthful tales and reminded me the importance of finding beauty in an old woman’s…

EP54: Wouldn’t take it back for anything

Ever ask your little Brother about the first time he masturbated? Perhaps you’ll get as lucky as I did and find he doesn’t remember. Travis does however recall losing his virginity to Lil Troy on repeat, drinking titty milk whiskey cocktails, and smoking hay cigarettes along with shots of water when he was just an aspiring Doc Holiday.

EP53: Undercover Gender Agent

Turn up the jets on your hot tub and the volume on your cassette deck, because we just popped in “Passport to Purity” and we are here to deflate your water balloons! Our guest talks heteronormativity, her affinity for mimicking accents, and how you can’t un-crumple a tissue.

EP52: I will hug you

A strong candidate for America’s Top Male our guest hails from the sandy canyons of California wielding Mjölnir high above his head and will smash your containers apart or fill them beyond capacity… if that’s what his heart truly desires. This guy is above and beyond what a man can be and he wants to…

EP51: We got you on the first try

Moonlighting as a go-go dancer in Kentucky, ritual make out sessions at age eleven, defunct flowers in the top bunk at the prom lake house, this guest throws curve ball after curve ball at your hosts. Our guest spills the deeply personal tale of how he and the Brian Mental Health Team helped this independent…

EP50: Get things back up again

Amazon Women on the Moon’s theme song and the story of America’s Most Wanted serial killer, the notorious “Pumpkin Head,” paint a perfect picture of this military brat’s sordid past. Hear his story of how a childhood spent roughed up by his brothers and awkwardly close to his mother made him too insecure to realize…

EP49: Different Lives

My mustachioed guest Colton and his brother Brock joined me in a warm and lighthearted conversation about what it was like to go to school in England, dating feisty Italian women, haggling on the fringe in Singapore, and why Putin is sexy, but only in Russian…

EP48: I was well on my way

If you want a little backstory on our guest Benji than listen to the song “She Bangs” by Ricky Martin, and that’s all you need to know. From fitting condoms on bananas to turning down oral at the grocery store, this episode is as sweet as ice-cream being eaten out of your ass, and as raunchy as vomit down your back when you’re going down…

EP47: Daughter of Babylon

Wish you never had to go to school? Well maybe you’ll be raised by independent fundamentalist baptists in your next life. Eve discusses her life long struggle with the shame brought on by religion, sexual watermelons, how having a penis would have helped her become a drummer, and the fun she and her lover have keeping score on their rare days off.

EP46: I like the way this guy smells

If you are the swarthy type of guy then our bejeweled guest might imagine you without any arms or legs when he sizes you up. If you’re a lady, he might just enjoy your hair. This only child explains why he has no use for a gold star, the connection he made between women and bowling balls, and why making pals at P.A.L.S. electrified his toes.

EP45: Blowjobs are a handshake

The great laugh on this wonderful man says more than words will ever capture. Ceaser is a truly gentle two-spirited soul, warm and welcoming, and as perverted as you dare to imagine.. You don’t have to though, because he is open about his experiences cruising the woods, running from diapered men on the beach in Delaware, and breaking down the stigma of one of the most notorious diseases of all time.

EP44: “Oh, THAT Mother…”

Evolving from a young carny into the therapist/counselor she is today was no walk in the park for our guest. Charmagne tells us how she lost her virginity to marijuana, $1.50 pony rides, and eventually finding out that her parents weren’t actually her parents at all…

EP43: Cock Tale Party #3 (Bone-crushingly lonely)

PDX cock-tale mixer with Adam Pasi, Chad Opitz, Chris Conatser, and Jeff Zamaria at the Bagdad Theater. The movie heard playing in the background sets the tone for revealing revelations of sex workers, mint chocolate seductions, heads lost sniffing glue, crying after blowjobs, and stories so over the top we were eventually asked to leave…

EP42: Putting worms on each other

Who has time to bother with what’s going on with your hair when you are busy riding bikes and playing in the mud? All the girls wearing bras in gym class seemed silly to Verronica, until the fateful day came when even the golden child needed the support. Men and women are all worthy of…

EP40: Wanna help me dry?

What do three comedians in a room full of clown paintings have in common? We all love talking about sex! Belinda Carroll and I interview Joann Schinderle about untimely masturbation, unsolicited dick pics, why AIDS isn’t great pillow talk, and how shame wasn’t even on this CIS white girl’s radar.

EP39: Okay with being okay

Sometimes you can have hypochondria, a panic disorder, PTSD, throw your step-father in prison when you are 23 years old, suffer from trauma anxiety, and not have the ability to have a glass of wine or toke of weed to get away from it all… and still be alright. Everybody fall in love with Audrey like we did.

EP38: The Fresh Prince of Boring

In this episode Zaeli interviews Chris about his pattern of abuse in relationships, unexpected foursomes, winning the lottery, joking about his abortion as a coping mechanism, and why he loves to dress up as a woman.

EP37: Started with a robot blowjob

Dumb butts and big butts and stupid butts, oh my! From researching man handling techniques online to using vibrators before there were even vibrators, traveling chuckle fuckers Mike and Evan of Baton Rouge share their platonic love and mutual affinity for doing everything but fucking.

EP36: It’s gonna be what it’s supposed to be

Our guest this week is the man who had the balls to make Zaeli a wife! Listen as Chris asks Joe all the questions Megyn Kelly was too Megyn Kelly to pose during their appearance on her hour of The Today Show. Marvel as the famously dashing Joe pulls back the curtain on his own…

EP35: That’s what got me into nursing

Alpha Female Marta was more than excited to sit down and share her sex life on her son’s podcast. That’s right, Chris’s Mother wowed our hosts with stories of human trafficking, FBI agents and their micro-gadgets, older men exploiting her in a good way, and how the staff at hospitals play doctor to kill the time.

EP33: The quiet ones are the freaky ones

If all of our internet connections were as slow as they used to be, perhaps we would be forced to utilize our imaginations… would that be so bad? Our guest doesn’t think so. Once a young giant, G-Su explains why growing up in Brownsville, TX. led to a role as a Nazi, the reason he is known to some as “Juice”, and why he lived a year of his life as a “yes man”.

EP32: The logical and handsome ones

With a comb pulled through his coal black hair, and suited up from head to toe, our guest takes his cues from classic gents like Carey Grant and James Bond. The suspiciously Vulcan like comedian explains why he has abstained from sex for 33 years, how he is no cafeteria Catholic, and that aside from his forearms, he has nothing to hide…

EP28: Not even counting the little things

Do you remember your life before 7th grade? For a long time our guest couldn’t recall much of her youth. She does remember feeling love in extremes, taking a shot at being a man, getting carded under awkward circumstances, standing up against a terrible improviser, and throwing her own birthday parties. This is a surprisingly light episode considering the heavy subject matter, you have been warned!

EP24: Cock Tale Party #2

Gather round the campfire everybody, Chris is dead sober and burning some old furniture, taking turns with the main brain Zaeli on the mic getting ALL the dirty deets on botched threesomes, little dicks, curious butts, gonorrhea, and all other kinds of nongonococcal.

EP18: Is this some action movie?

Cruising and dogging along comes our guest David, a producer/filmmaker, talking about what it’s like to be both homosexual and heterosexual, how we might all be programmed, and the reason that the day he lost his virginity is one he can never forget.