EP95: When I was a girl

Having a blast with the jets at the local wave pool was a sure fire way to get this guests oceans into motion. Nikkie explains her bouts with back massagers, being more than just a feminine thing to look at, and how she longs to lose the GPS and get lost.

EP94: Dual Romanian Twin Action

From Los Angeles to Boston to Leander? This born at home Dad tells tales of super sperm that can defeat any contraceptive known to man, his daughters role in his altered view of women, and how one bad night struggling in a tent on the beach can beg the question “What is this going to…

EP92: Her boobs get hard

Chris travels back to Oregon to interview yet another Texan. Along with roommates Soledad (ep25) and Nick, we hear about Chad’s sheltered upbringing, pussy eating practice, magical mushroom awakenings, and how he would pray and apologize to God as soon as he finished wiping up.

EP91: Exit only honey!

“Can you do me a favor? Will you take my virginity?” A West African hailing from Sugarland, TX. Kemmah talks about really bad periods in her life, how only hurt people hurt people,  and explains that this snuggy bunny is not down for small talk, especially if you make gang signs when you smile.

EP88: The alley changed me

This episode is the 2nd half of our conversation with the loveable Roderick. He talks Brady Bunching it, fake butts on chests, how hard it was when he auditioned to be a porn star, and how even though the rules of engagement changed, he still missed his chance to go Full Monty.

EP87: I was the “lly” guy

Bonnie’s good friend (they’re just friends!) Roderick explains his leap from being seduced while jamming Brit Pop to executing an Eiffel Tower in an alley. Our guest makes the most of being mortared, speaks on player logic, takes inventory on his sexual exploits, and is living proof that it’s not who spills the seed… it’s…

EP86: If you do it, I’ll do it

3 blind mice wander through the maze of addiction, enmeshment, and past traumas only to find their tails entangled with sexuality in a giant Rat King. Christian explains ayahuasca and it’s potential healing powers to Bonnie, who usually gets her drugs at the bar. Chris talks sobriety and makes a declaration to embark on a…

EP85: Whoever yells out shotgun

A lot of stress sweat pumped into this piss, vinegar, and machismo soaked episode. We hear insane stories of intolerance driven fight club like masturbation rituals, safe sex in a ditch, thigh master haunches, and the importance of connection vs. the lack there of.

EP84: We’re gonna need a bigger bed

TRIGGER WARNING: We talk about green palm olive dish soap. That’s what triggers our guest Emery anyway… We talk safe spaces for people with rape fantasies, fuck tokens, his longest running relationship, and why you shouldn’t put your kid in the highway. It’s time to have a talk about the birds, the bees… and the…

EP83: It’s exactly what we needed

If you don’t feel any shame about your kink, it’s not a fetish, it’s just a thing you’re into. My guest and I discuss Devoteeism, outing his Father, apotemnophilia, how his wife has all of her parts, and the difference between the facts and the truth.

EP81: Definitely not a belly button

When you’re the “uncrowned king of fake male orgasms” your heart may have been stomped in a Mississippi mud hole. A Southern Mrs. Robinson set the bar high for our guest who talks kissing diseases, out kicking your coverage, expired wallet condoms, and other things you didn’t know to ask for from the man who…

EP80: Warms my horned up heart

My guest reminisces the “Leslie days of Austin”, watching porn in the flesh, cock ball torture punishments, why he always knows where the exit is, and other reports from the upside down.

EP79: Squim squim squim squim squim!

Eric and Bonnie are back again to talk; poppers, seizures, teddy bears with holes in them, blind guardian grandmothers, ping pong shows, and a lovely liquid with the viscus consistency of shark tears.  “If it’s good enough for the goose, it’s good enough for the gander.”

EP78: Time to put the book down

This episode feels so good it must be bad! From hardcore stuff like cuddling and reading romance novels aloud to lovers, to the more gentle fare such as crack addicted donkey show performers and cuckolding burn victims. This conversations has it all.

EP77: Let it all out

Rolling with the punches is a must when you come from a colorful family, and then there is the uncomfortable transitions… wait! Do we own a marching band? Whose dream am I having? This boy crazy late bloomer brought a client of Dr. Richard Chop along to talk biting metal, channeling Andrew Dice Clay, and…

EP76: Human doing human things

If you are one of those shifty “hit it and quit it” types, always playing it cool in the cafeteria, than you might miss your chance with Library Girl. This ongoing open conversation covers everything from womb-envy, shadow worlds, and how respect might be the single hottest thing you can offer another human here on…

EP75: Haven’t missed a day since

This is gonna be bananas so pause the game. Master Chief can wait on the warthog while we figure out if this condom goes over your balls. Our guest hails from the hat of Texas with tales of dirt and racism, forgetting why her girlfriends get crazy, and how she came to share the same…

EP74: After the chemicals wear off

Did your first strip tease involve Lincoln Logs? If it did, you might end up hitchhiking with ne’er-do-well’s, hangin’ with hairy horny hotties, and all the B.D.E. in the world won’t keep you from chugging blood out of a beheaded cockerel to prove yourself.

EP73: The bad boy cage

It’s the shy and dorky ones who wouldn’t dare be a cheerleader that turn out to be the real wild fires, and our guest is no exception. Everything from bondassage and sexy nurses to late night scheduled stealthy encounters and administering impromptu enemas, this episode is stock full of life experiences and healing knowledge.

EP72: Better on ya than in ya

You’ll need a belt buckle and some shit-kickers for our trip to the Ozarks, where we will ponder the origin of “blue balls”, explore the orgasmic potential of a cold shower, experience losing ones sacred purity to the soothing sounds of “The Diceman”, and solve the age old mystery of the abandoned unsoiled parking lot…

EP71: Sideways Tampons

It starts in the back of a ’57 Chevy at an X-rated drive in theater, at age eleven Mary makes a stand against the church, only to cut and run from it all as soon as she bled. So drop some acid and grab your season pass to Six Flags, this “fag hag” speaks with…

EP70: Side dude off the muscle

Is Lando a bit of a “late-bloomer”, sure, but he’s still more adventurous than he lets on. We talked family members visiting from the grave, what not to say in prison, the importance of context, why complaining won’t get the paste back in the tube, and finally a triumphant triathlon for the mail lady.

EP69: No, I’m Barto.

Deep in the tarantula filled expanse of West Texas a young Barto found that Jesus Christ was best a Superstar, LSD is one hell of a trip, getting kicked in the nuts in your heart hurts worse than your regular nuts, and that even if “it was the 80’s” nobody should ever put kiddie in…

EP68: He likes wearing white shoes

Ricky grew up the South most point of the United States where he learned a lot about the tolerance and masculinity of Mexican culture while picking gum out from under tables at a night club with his Mother.  We talk about taking care of our bodies, womb-men, sneaking peeks at Weiners, and how Brownsville has…

EP67: Just to get a rise

When you’re the tall and awkward thespian and half the neighborhood is giving you the sideways eye, producing uninvited boners on the bus might be the least of your troubles. James talks about being a bad-boy in college, getting assaulted, and how comedy put him in touch with some boss babes.

EP66: Best at getting berries

Hailing from in and around New York City this Jewish American Princess has many a tale to tell of birthday break-ups, men who came up a bit short, love at first sight, and what sets a real boyfriend aside from just any prince charming.

EP65: Over sold the piss

In the 2nd half of this interview with Mr. Andrist he explains how he gets involved with his community, nature jacking, long lingering hateful massages, being a glory hole guy, getting choked up and other loose scrambles.

EP64: Santa knew what was going on

I sit down with notorious comedian Andy Andrist at his home in the green hills of Eugene, Oregon. and we discuss Andy’s unwanted introduction to playing with himself, visually grabbing women, walking away from the church, and his happiest moment.

EP63: Never been pegged

Picking up where we left off in the previous episode, Colin, Natasha, and myself drink even more scotch and discuss paternal instincts, trying on your parents leather “punk rock” garb under the bed, and evaluating your hosts sexual performance on his Hi-8 sex tapes.

EP62: Some stupid punk rock idealism

When you’ve spent most of your life in Oregon being so gothic it hurts, why wouldn’t you meet your life mate through a mutual acid dealer? These long time buddies of mine, look back into the dusty cobwebs of time and share stories of unwanted sexual encounters, baptisms crossing paths with sexual awakenings, and other…

EP61: Teddy Bear in the mail

Growing up with 11 siblings, hanging out with old people, and holding his ground for an amazing fucking whirlwind, our guest shares with Sweet PJ and I his journey to become the most highly capable version of himself.

EP60: Special Thanksgiving Deal

Furries in the park, prostitutes in Vegas, masturbating in between reruns of Duck Tales, blowjobs and banana pancakes… this episode will leave you naked on all fours sneaking a peak under the bathroom door for more.

EP58: Quote unquote came out

Imagine if Men’s Warehouse manufactured ACTUAL men… well dressed men at that… our guest might be their top selling model. A traveling poet and the son of a preacher man Seth shares useful tips for lubrication, and his stories embody what it means be proud of who you are.

EP57: Titty b musty

The son of a beautician and as young and restless as Victor Newman, Golden was crackin’ his sister’s toes in Grambling, LA. for as long as he can remember. Orgies in motels, magic samurai pussy, porno parties and going down on older woman at the age of five… I’m just glad my buddy James was…

EP56: Sorry Mom and Dad

Once a “King of the Friend-zone” and former master of foolish childhood game “Nascar drive a fast car”, Texan musician Parker Chapin turned his luck around at the age of 16 in the back booth of a strip club. We talked military school, seductive older women, and googling boobs.

EP55: That dusky-hued lady Satan

Growing up in the slave quarters of an old plantation. Climbing up trees and into windows only to be mounted by a seductress. Biting your partner during a friendly threesome. Nicolas and his longtime girlfriend Diane surprised and aroused me with youthful tales and reminded me the importance of finding beauty in an old woman’s…

EP54: Wouldn’t take it back for anything

Ever ask your little Brother about the first time he masturbated? Perhaps you’ll get as lucky as I did and find he doesn’t remember. Travis does however recall losing his virginity to Lil Troy on repeat, drinking titty milk whiskey cocktails, and smoking hay cigarettes along with shots of water when he was just an aspiring Doc Holiday.

EP53: Undercover Gender Agent

Turn up the jets on your hot tub and the volume on your cassette deck, because we just popped in “Passport to Purity” and we are here to deflate your water balloons! Our guest talks heteronormativity, her affinity for mimicking accents, and how you can’t un-crumple a tissue.

EP52: I will hug you

A strong candidate for America’s Top Male our guest hails from the sandy canyons of California wielding Mjölnir high above his head and will smash your containers apart or fill them beyond capacity… if that’s what his heart truly desires. This guy is above and beyond what a man can be and he wants to…

EP51: We got you on the first try

Moonlighting as a go-go dancer in Kentucky, ritual make out sessions at age eleven, defunct flowers in the top bunk at the prom lake house, this guest throws curve ball after curve ball at your hosts. Our guest spills the deeply personal tale of how he and the Brian Mental Health Team helped this independent…

EP50: Get things back up again

Amazon Women on the Moon’s theme song and the story of America’s Most Wanted serial killer, the notorious “Pumpkin Head,” paint a perfect picture of this military brat’s sordid past. Hear his story of how a childhood spent roughed up by his brothers and awkwardly close to his mother made him too insecure to realize…

EP49: Different Lives

My mustachioed guest Colton and his brother Brock joined me in a warm and lighthearted conversation about what it was like to go to school in England, dating feisty Italian women, haggling on the fringe in Singapore, and why Putin is sexy, but only in Russian…

EP48: I was well on my way

If you want a little backstory on our guest Benji than listen to the song “She Bangs” by Ricky Martin, and that’s all you need to know. From fitting condoms on bananas to turning down oral at the grocery store, this episode is as sweet as ice-cream being eaten out of your ass, and as raunchy as vomit down your back when you’re going down…

EP47: Daughter of Babylon

Wish you never had to go to school? Well maybe you’ll be raised by independent fundamentalist baptists in your next life. Eve discusses her life long struggle with the shame brought on by religion, sexual watermelons, how having a penis would have helped her become a drummer, and the fun she and her lover have keeping score on their rare days off.

EP90: Real cool secret handshake

Adam is the reason Nuns used to beat children, or at least that’s what they told him. Our guest talks about being a slutty child cutting crotch holes into his tighty whitey’s, Adderall fueled limp loads, the ultimate pussy hat, and all kinds of other stuff that was pounded into him. Also Bonnie and Adam…

EP82: It goes in the other thing

In the spirit of this interview, I recommend you buy a pint of your favorite ice cream for afterword. From Moscow to Iowa, Nina talks about stuffed animals, solving her own body puzzle, pacts to never get fat, and why the girl with who didn’t know she had a vagina will occasionally walk like a…