%100 man, born in Texas, raised in Arkansas, and named after the great city that we all hail from, Austin has always been a Milf-man. His years spent in the bible belt filled him with stories of encountering cougars, sinning before his grandmothers baffled eyes, and being one of the special people his Daddy feels comfortable exposing his nudist side to.
Claire and I invited our friend Emily over to share stories with us about going to a progressive elementary school, checking out guys of all types and sizes, consolatory solo cups of warm tap water, and knocking boots in a boot.
Do you remember your life before 7th grade? For a long time our guest couldn’t recall much of her youth. She does remember feeling love in extremes, taking a shot at being a man, getting carded under awkward circumstances, standing up against a terrible improviser, and throwing her own birthday parties. This is a surprisingly light episode considering the heavy subject matter, you have been warned!