Once a “King of the Friend-zone” and former master of foolish childhood game “Nascar drive a fast car”, Texan musician Parker Chapin turned his luck around at the age of 16 in the back booth of a strip club. We talked military school, seductive older women, and googling boobs.
Growing up in the slave quarters of an old plantation. Climbing up trees and into windows only to be mounted by a seductress. Biting your partner during a friendly threesome. Nicolas and his longtime girlfriend Diane surprised and aroused me with youthful tales and reminded me the importance of finding beauty in an old woman’s…
Ever ask your little Brother about the first time he masturbated? Perhaps you’ll get as lucky as I did and find he doesn’t remember. Travis does however recall losing his virginity to Lil Troy on repeat, drinking titty milk whiskey cocktails, and smoking hay cigarettes along with shots of water when he was just an aspiring Doc Holiday.
Turn up the jets on your hot tub and the volume on your cassette deck, because we just popped in “Passport to Purity” and we are here to deflate your water balloons! Our guest talks heteronormativity, her affinity for mimicking accents, and how you can’t un-crumple a tissue.