Having a blast with the jets at the local wave pool was a sure fire way to get this guests oceans into motion. Nikkie explains her bouts with back massagers, being more than just a feminine thing to look at, and how she longs to lose the GPS and get lost.
From Los Angeles to Boston to Leander? This born at home Dad tells tales of super sperm that can defeat any contraceptive known to man, his daughters role in his altered view of women, and how one bad night struggling in a tent on the beach can beg the question “What is this going to…
You know things aren’t great at home when you join the military to get the fuck out. Back in the shire (Eugene, OR.) Chris and Soledad smoke a peace pipe with local photographer Zach. It’s about homeschool horrors, tales of wild ones, addressing the demons, and knowing when to roll on to the next one.
Chris travels back to Oregon to interview yet another Texan. Along with roommates Soledad (ep25) and Nick, we hear about Chad’s sheltered upbringing, pussy eating practice, magical mushroom awakenings, and how he would pray and apologize to God as soon as he finished wiping up.
“Can you do me a favor? Will you take my virginity?” A West African hailing from Sugarland, TX. Kemmah talks about really bad periods in her life, how only hurt people hurt people, and explains that this snuggy bunny is not down for small talk, especially if you make gang signs when you smile.