EP76: Human doing human things

If you are one of those shifty “hit it and quit it” types, always playing it cool in the cafeteria, than you might miss your chance with Library Girl. This ongoing open conversation covers everything from womb-envy, shadow worlds, and how respect might be the single hottest thing you can offer another human here on…

EP75: Haven’t missed a day since

This is gonna be bananas so pause the game. Master Chief can wait on the warthog while we figure out if this condom goes over your balls. Our guest hails from the hat of Texas with tales of dirt and racism, forgetting why her girlfriends get crazy, and how she came to share the same…

EP74: After the chemicals wear off

Did your first strip tease involve Lincoln Logs? If it did, you might end up hitchhiking with ne’er-do-well’s, hangin’ with hairy horny hotties, and all the B.D.E. in the world won’t keep you from chugging blood out of a beheaded cockerel to prove yourself.

EP73: The bad boy cage

It’s the shy and dorky ones who wouldn’t dare be a cheerleader that turn out to be the real wild fires, and our guest is no exception. Everything from bondassage and sexy nurses to late night scheduled stealthy encounters and administering impromptu enemas, this episode is stock full of life experiences and healing knowledge.

EP72: Better on ya than in ya

You’ll need a belt buckle and some shit-kickers for our trip to the Ozarks, where we will ponder the origin of “blue balls”, explore the orgasmic potential of a cold shower, experience losing ones sacred purity to the soothing sounds of “The Diceman”, and solve the age old mystery of the abandoned unsoiled parking lot…

EP71: Sideways Tampons

It starts in the back of a ’57 Chevy at an X-rated drive in theater, at age eleven Mary makes a stand against the church, only to cut and run from it all as soon as she bled. So drop some acid and grab your season pass to Six Flags, this “fag hag” speaks with…

EP70: Side dude off the muscle

Is Lando a bit of a “late-bloomer”, sure, but he’s still more adventurous than he lets on. We talked family members visiting from the grave, what not to say in prison, the importance of context, why complaining won’t get the paste back in the tube, and finally a triumphant triathlon for the mail lady.

EP69: No, I’m Barto.

Deep in the tarantula filled expanse of West Texas a young Barto found that Jesus Christ was best a Superstar, LSD is one hell of a trip, getting kicked in the nuts in your heart hurts worse than your regular nuts, and that even if “it was the 80’s” nobody should ever put kiddie in…

EP68: He likes wearing white shoes

Ricky grew up the South most point of the United States where he learned a lot about the tolerance and masculinity of Mexican culture while picking gum out from under tables at a night club with his Mother.  We talk about taking care of our bodies, womb-men, sneaking peeks at Weiners, and how Brownsville has…

EP67: Just to get a rise

When you’re the tall and awkward thespian and half the neighborhood is giving you the sideways eye, producing uninvited boners on the bus might be the least of your troubles. James talks about being a bad-boy in college, getting assaulted, and how comedy put him in touch with some boss babes.

EP66: Best at getting berries

Hailing from in and around New York City this Jewish American Princess has many a tale to tell of birthday break-ups, men who came up a bit short, love at first sight, and what sets a real boyfriend aside from just any prince charming.

EP65: Over sold the piss

In the 2nd half of this interview with Mr. Andrist he explains how he gets involved with his community, nature jacking, long lingering hateful massages, being a glory hole guy, getting choked up and other loose scrambles.