EP30: The Summer of Spank

%100 man, born in Texas, raised in Arkansas, and named after the great city that we all hail from, Austin has always been a Milf-man. His years spent in the bible belt filled him with stories of encountering cougars, sinning before his grandmothers baffled eyes, and being one of the special people his Daddy feels comfortable exposing his nudist side to. 

EP29: Get in line! Challenge accepted..

Claire and I invited our friend Emily over to share stories with us about  going to a progressive elementary school, checking out guys of all types and sizes, consolatory solo cups of warm tap water, and knocking boots in a boot.  

EP28: Not even counting the little things

Do you remember your life before 7th grade? For a long time our guest couldn’t recall much of her youth. She does remember feeling love in extremes, taking a shot at being a man, getting carded under awkward circumstances, standing up against a terrible improviser, and throwing her own birthday parties. This is a surprisingly light episode considering the heavy subject matter, you have been warned!

EP27: If it smells like water, go swimming

When my fellow comic Leah asked if she could stop by with her friend Jenee and a bottle of wine, none of us had any idea that we would end up sharing cocktales as well. Be glad we did though, because we got into the fine art of eating booty, what makes size matter, discovering…

EP26: God knows I masturbated on someone’s arm

More curious than Curious George himself, our very sensitive guest, co-host of Gender Fluids (a podcast about sex, sexuality, and gender) discusses struggling with same sex attraction, overcoming her fear of hugs, and the power of repent. Also, Zaeli shares her version of the French Press.

EP26.2: God knows I masturbated on someone’s arm

Dental dams, pregnant comics, and lost underpants oh my! Rape fantasies ruined by rapists, dude chickens mounting chicks, wild experimental college sodomy, nothing is off limits in the second half of this pow wow with two of Chris’s favorite ex-Mormons.

EP25: Waving it around like a little Elephant

You can take the hippy out of Oregon, but you can’t… make her love you. Former Austin resident and full time fashionista/gangster/barista Soledad dropped in with her friend Dani to tell Chris about setting firm boundaries, strippers enchiladas , her Dad’s hotdog situation, and dating one of the hosts of this show.

EP24: Cock Tale Party #2

Gather round the campfire everybody, Chris is dead sober and burning some old furniture, taking turns with the main brain Zaeli on the mic getting ALL the dirty deets on botched threesomes, little dicks, curious butts, gonorrhea, and all other kinds of nongonococcal.

EP23: It kinda slides out on its own

Our smooth-talking guest Zac falls in love twice a day, is used to crazy bush, questions the evolutionary benefit of mind games, and enrages women by staying calm. Could you love him? You can and you will!

EP22: Acid makes us gay

Our good friend and GCBC co-founder Trace Holt walks us through his hero’s quest from a barefoot closetcase in Texas Hill Country to a fast-talking, joke-cracking, dude-plowing single dad in the big city.

EP21: Insisterous

Hope you’ve got good ears, because this episode feature’s Zaeli’s sister and they have damn near the same voice! But it’s well worth the effort to parse them apart, because Caroline has her own special wisdom and sass, enlightening us about PMDD, “echo crushes”, life as a little sister, toxic cycles, and prepping to peak.

EP20: It can be like Darth Vader up in there

Pop your earbuds in and enjoy the laughter bubbling from our beautifully bodacious babe of a guest. This real life Cupid shares her qualms with trees, her love of the Rock, explains why she’s her own daughters “boo”, and how she’s not black, she’s Canadian.