In this episode Zaeli interviews Chris about his pattern of abuse in relationships, unexpected foursomes, winning the lottery, joking about his abortion as a coping mechanism, and why he loves to dress up as a woman.
Dumb butts and big butts and stupid butts, oh my! From researching man handling techniques online to using vibrators before there were even vibrators, traveling chuckle fuckers Mike and Evan of Baton Rouge share their platonic love and mutual affinity for doing everything but fucking.
Our guest this week is the man who had the balls to make Zaeli a wife! Listen as Chris asks Joe all the questions Megyn Kelly was too Megyn Kelly to pose during their appearance on her hour of The Today Show. Marvel as the famously dashing Joe pulls back the curtain on his own…
Alpha Female Marta was more than excited to sit down and share her sex life on her son’s podcast. That’s right, Chris’s Mother wowed our hosts with stories of human trafficking, FBI agents and their micro-gadgets, older men exploiting her in a good way, and how the staff at hospitals play doctor to kill the time.
Blake and Zaeli sit down with Chris to get the jitters out before their national television debut on NBC’s Megyn Kelly Today. They discuss the powerful bond forged through a painful but needed “wake up”, how sobriety led to taking control back from Blake’s dick, why they dislike the brand of “polyamory”, and the fateful night at the Love Goat open mic that transformed Nosferatu into a man.
If all of our internet connections were as slow as they used to be, perhaps we would be forced to utilize our imaginations… would that be so bad? Our guest doesn’t think so. Once a young giant, G-Su explains why growing up in Brownsville, TX. led to a role as a Nazi, the reason he is known to some as “Juice”, and why he lived a year of his life as a “yes man”.
With a comb pulled through his coal black hair, and suited up from head to toe, our guest takes his cues from classic gents like Carey Grant and James Bond. The suspiciously Vulcan like comedian explains why he has abstained from sex for 33 years, how he is no cafeteria Catholic, and that aside from his forearms, he has nothing to hide…
In the second half of this conversation we discover more about our mysterious suitor, his faith and devotion to Catholicism, managing expectations, melting cupcakes, and how Rocky and 007 shaped his ideal proposal to the woman of his dreams.
Our guest learned about sex from the Sims, spent time cruising Fetlife, and was almost named Bailey… whew! That was a close one. She also recounts times she had sex like a ninja, how condoms are as foreign to her as VHS, her Father’s advice to “keep the plan and dump the man”, and other…
%100 man, born in Texas, raised in Arkansas, and named after the great city that we all hail from, Austin has always been a Milf-man. His years spent in the bible belt filled him with stories of encountering cougars, sinning before his grandmothers baffled eyes, and being one of the special people his Daddy feels comfortable exposing his nudist side to.
Claire and I invited our friend Emily over to share stories with us about going to a progressive elementary school, checking out guys of all types and sizes, consolatory solo cups of warm tap water, and knocking boots in a boot.
Do you remember your life before 7th grade? For a long time our guest couldn’t recall much of her youth. She does remember feeling love in extremes, taking a shot at being a man, getting carded under awkward circumstances, standing up against a terrible improviser, and throwing her own birthday parties. This is a surprisingly light episode considering the heavy subject matter, you have been warned!