EP85: Whoever yells out shotgun

A lot of stress sweat pumped into this piss, vinegar, and machismo soaked episode. We hear insane stories of intolerance driven fight club like masturbation rituals, safe sex in a ditch, thigh master haunches, and the importance of connection vs. the lack there of.

EP84: We’re gonna need a bigger bed

TRIGGER WARNING: We talk about green palm olive dish soap. That’s what triggers our guest Emery anyway… We talk safe spaces for people with rape fantasies, fuck tokens, his longest running relationship, and why you shouldn’t put your kid in the highway. It’s time to have a talk about the birds, the bees… and the…

EP83: It’s exactly what we needed

If you don’t feel any shame about your kink, it’s not a fetish, it’s just a thing you’re into. My guest and I discuss Devoteeism, outing his Father, apotemnophilia, how his wife has all of her parts, and the difference between the facts and the truth.

EP82: It goes in the other thing

In the spirit of this interview, I recommend you buy a pint of your favorite ice cream for afterword. From Moscow to Iowa, Nina talks about stuffed animals, solving her own body puzzle, pacts to never get fat, and why the girl with who didn’t know she had a vagina will occasionally walk like a…

EP81: Definitely not a belly button

When you’re the “uncrowned king of fake male orgasms” your heart may have been stomped in a Mississippi mud hole. A Southern Mrs. Robinson set the bar high for our guest who talks kissing diseases, out kicking your coverage, expired wallet condoms, and other things you didn’t know to ask for from the man who…

EP80: Warms my horned up heart

My guest reminisces the “Leslie days of Austin”, watching porn in the flesh, cock ball torture punishments, why he always knows where the exit is, and other reports from the upside down.

EP79: Squim squim squim squim squim!

Eric and Bonnie are back again to talk; poppers, seizures, teddy bears with holes in them, blind guardian grandmothers, ping pong shows, and a lovely liquid with the viscus consistency of shark tears.  “If it’s good enough for the goose, it’s good enough for the gander.”

EP78: Time to put the book down

This episode feels so good it must be bad! From hardcore stuff like cuddling and reading romance novels aloud to lovers, to the more gentle fare such as crack addicted donkey show performers and cuckolding burn victims. This conversations has it all.

EP77: Let it all out

Rolling with the punches is a must when you come from a colorful family, and then there is the uncomfortable transitions… wait! Do we own a marching band? Whose dream am I having? This boy crazy late bloomer brought a client of Dr. Richard Chop along to talk biting metal, channeling Andrew Dice Clay, and…

EP76: Human doing human things

If you are one of those shifty “hit it and quit it” types, always playing it cool in the cafeteria, than you might miss your chance with Library Girl. This ongoing open conversation covers everything from womb-envy, shadow worlds, and how respect might be the single hottest thing you can offer another human here on…

EP75: Haven’t missed a day since

This is gonna be bananas so pause the game. Master Chief can wait on the warthog while we figure out if this condom goes over your balls. Our guest hails from the hat of Texas with tales of dirt and racism, forgetting why her girlfriends get crazy, and how she came to share the same…

EP74: After the chemicals wear off

Did your first strip tease involve Lincoln Logs? If it did, you might end up hitchhiking with ne’er-do-well’s, hangin’ with hairy horny hotties, and all the B.D.E. in the world won’t keep you from chugging blood out of a beheaded cockerel to prove yourself.