EP63: Never been pegged

Picking up where we left off in the previous episode, Colin, Natasha, and myself drink even more scotch and discuss paternal instincts, trying on your parents leather “punk rock” garb under the bed, and evaluating your hosts sexual performance on his Hi-8 sex tapes.

EP62: Some stupid punk rock idealism

When you’ve spent most of your life in Oregon being so gothic it hurts, why wouldn’t you meet your life mate through a mutual acid dealer? These long time buddies of mine, look back into the dusty cobwebs of time and share stories of unwanted sexual encounters, baptisms crossing paths with sexual awakenings, and other…

EP61: Teddy Bear in the mail

Growing up with 11 siblings, hanging out with old people, and holding his ground for an amazing fucking whirlwind, our guest shares with Sweet PJ and I his journey to become the most highly capable version of himself.

EP60: Special Thanksgiving Deal

Furries in the park, prostitutes in Vegas, masturbating in between reruns of Duck Tales, blowjobs and banana pancakes… this episode will leave you naked on all fours sneaking a peak under the bathroom door for more.

EP59: They were always boys

Public school was only bad because we didn’t have private Catholic school to compare it to… a closeted sex demon explains her infatuation with balance beams, Steve Buscemi, male heroes, and how she was told that God may take it all away.

EP58: Quote unquote came out

Imagine if Men’s Warehouse manufactured ACTUAL men… well dressed men at that… our guest might be their top selling model. A traveling poet and the son of a preacher man Seth shares useful tips for lubrication, and his stories embody what it means be proud of who you are.

EP57: Titty b musty

The son of a beautician and as young and restless as Victor Newman, Golden was crackin’ his sister’s toes in Grambling, LA. for as long as he can remember. Orgies in motels, magic samurai pussy, porno parties and going down on older woman at the age of five… I’m just glad my buddy James was…

EP56: Sorry Mom and Dad

Once a “King of the Friend-zone” and former master of foolish childhood game “Nascar drive a fast car”, Texan musician Parker Chapin turned his luck around at the age of 16 in the back booth of a strip club. We talked military school, seductive older women, and googling boobs.

EP55: That dusky-hued lady Satan

Growing up in the slave quarters of an old plantation. Climbing up trees and into windows only to be mounted by a seductress. Biting your partner during a friendly threesome. Nicolas and his longtime girlfriend Diane surprised and aroused me with youthful tales and reminded me the importance of finding beauty in an old woman’s…

EP54: Wouldn’t take it back for anything

Ever ask your little Brother about the first time he masturbated? Perhaps you’ll get as lucky as I did and find he doesn’t remember. Travis does however recall losing his virginity to Lil Troy on repeat, drinking titty milk whiskey cocktails, and smoking hay cigarettes along with shots of water when he was just an aspiring Doc Holiday.

EP53: Undercover Gender Agent

Turn up the jets on your hot tub and the volume on your cassette deck, because we just popped in “Passport to Purity” and we are here to deflate your water balloons! Our guest talks heteronormativity, her affinity for mimicking accents, and how you can’t un-crumple a tissue.

EP52: I will hug you

A strong candidate for America’s Top Male our guest hails from the sandy canyons of California wielding Mj√∂lnir high above his head and will smash your containers apart or fill them beyond capacity… if that’s what his heart truly desires. This guy is above and beyond what a man can be and he wants to…