With a comb pulled through his coal black hair, and suited up from head to toe, our guest takes his cues from classic gents like Carey Grant and James Bond. The suspiciously Vulcan like comedian explains why he has abstained from sex for 33 years, how he is no cafeteria Catholic, and that aside from his forearms, he has nothing to hide…
In the second half of this conversation we discover more about our mysterious suitor, his faith and devotion to Catholicism, managing expectations, melting cupcakes, and how Rocky and 007 shaped his ideal proposal to the woman of his dreams.
Our guest learned about sex from the Sims, spent time cruising Fetlife, and was almost named Bailey… whew! That was a close one. She also recounts times she had sex like a ninja, how condoms are as foreign to her as VHS, her Father’s advice to “keep the plan and dump the man”, and other…
%100 man, born in Texas, raised in Arkansas, and named after the great city that we all hail from, Austin has always been a Milf-man. His years spent in the bible belt filled him with stories of encountering cougars, sinning before his grandmothers baffled eyes, and being one of the special people his Daddy feels comfortable exposing his nudist side to.
Claire and I invited our friend Emily over to share stories with us about going to a progressive elementary school, checking out guys of all types and sizes, consolatory solo cups of warm tap water, and knocking boots in a boot.
Do you remember your life before 7th grade? For a long time our guest couldn’t recall much of her youth. She does remember feeling love in extremes, taking a shot at being a man, getting carded under awkward circumstances, standing up against a terrible improviser, and throwing her own birthday parties. This is a surprisingly light episode considering the heavy subject matter, you have been warned!
When my fellow comic Leah asked if she could stop by with her friend Jenee and a bottle of wine, none of us had any idea that we would end up sharing cocktales as well. Be glad we did though, because we got into the fine art of eating booty, what makes size matter, discovering…
More curious than Curious George himself, our very sensitive guest, co-host of Gender Fluids (a podcast about sex, sexuality, and gender) discusses struggling with same sex attraction, overcoming her fear of hugs, and the power of repent. Also, Zaeli shares her version of the French Press.
You can take the hippy out of Oregon, but you can’t… make her love you. Former Austin resident and full time fashionista/gangster/barista Soledad dropped in with her friend Dani to tell Chris about setting firm boundaries, strippers enchiladas , her Dad’s hotdog situation, and dating one of the hosts of this show.
Gather round the campfire everybody, Chris is dead sober and burning some old furniture, taking turns with the main brain Zaeli on the mic getting ALL the dirty deets on botched threesomes, little dicks, curious butts, gonorrhea, and all other kinds of nongonococcal.
Our smooth-talking guest Zac falls in love twice a day, is used to crazy bush, questions the evolutionary benefit of mind games, and enrages women by staying calm. Could you love him? You can and you will!
Our good friend and GCBC co-founder Trace Holt walks us through his hero’s quest from a barefoot closetcase in Texas Hill Country to a fast-talking, joke-cracking, dude-plowing single dad in the big city.