EP81: Definitely not a belly button

When you’re the “uncrowned king of fake male orgasms” your heart may have been stomped in a Mississippi mud hole. A Southern Mrs. Robinson set the bar high for our guest who talks kissing diseases, out kicking your coverage, expired wallet condoms, and other things you didn’t know to ask for from the man who…

EP80: Warms my horned up heart

My guest reminisces the “Leslie days of Austin”, watching porn in the flesh, cock ball torture punishments, why he always knows where the exit is, and other reports from the upside down.

EP79: Squim squim squim squim squim!

Eric and Bonnie are back again to talk; poppers, seizures, teddy bears with holes in them, blind guardian grandmothers, ping pong shows, and a lovely liquid with the viscus consistency of shark tears.  “If it’s good enough for the goose, it’s good enough for the gander.”

EP78: Time to put the book down

This episode feels so good it must be bad! From hardcore stuff like cuddling and reading romance novels aloud to lovers, to the more gentle fare such as crack addicted donkey show performers and cuckolding burn victims. This conversations has it all.

EP77: Let it all out

Rolling with the punches is a must when you come from a colorful family, and then there is the uncomfortable transitions… wait! Do we own a marching band? Whose dream am I having? This boy crazy late bloomer brought a client of Dr. Richard Chop along to talk biting metal, channeling Andrew Dice Clay, and…

EP76: Human doing human things

If you are one of those shifty “hit it and quit it” types, always playing it cool in the cafeteria, than you might miss your chance with Library Girl. This ongoing open conversation covers everything from womb-envy, shadow worlds, and how respect might be the single hottest thing you can offer another human here on…

EP75: Haven’t missed a day since

This is gonna be bananas so pause the game. Master Chief can wait on the warthog while we figure out if this condom goes over your balls. Our guest hails from the hat of Texas with tales of dirt and racism, forgetting why her girlfriends get crazy, and how she came to share the same…

EP74: After the chemicals wear off

Did your first strip tease involve Lincoln Logs? If it did, you might end up hitchhiking with ne’er-do-well’s, hangin’ with hairy horny hotties, and all the B.D.E. in the world won’t keep you from chugging blood out of a beheaded cockerel to prove yourself.

EP73: The bad boy cage

It’s the shy and dorky ones who wouldn’t dare be a cheerleader that turn out to be the real wild fires, and our guest is no exception. Everything from bondassage and sexy nurses to late night scheduled stealthy encounters and administering impromptu enemas, this episode is stock full of life experiences and healing knowledge.

EP72: Better on ya than in ya

You’ll need a belt buckle and some shit-kickers for our trip to the Ozarks, where we will ponder the origin of “blue balls”, explore the orgasmic potential of a cold shower, experience losing ones sacred purity to the soothing sounds of “The Diceman”, and solve the age old mystery of the abandoned unsoiled parking lot…

EP71: Sideways Tampons

It starts in the back of a ’57 Chevy at an X-rated drive in theater, at age eleven Mary makes a stand against the church, only to cut and run from it all as soon as she bled. So drop some acid and grab your season pass to Six Flags, this “fag hag” speaks with…

EP70: Side dude off the muscle

Is Lando a bit of a “late-bloomer”, sure, but he’s still more adventurous than he lets on. We talked family members visiting from the grave, what not to say in prison, the importance of context, why complaining won’t get the paste back in the tube, and finally a triumphant triathlon for the mail lady.