EP45: Blowjobs are a handshake

The great laugh on this wonderful man says more than words will ever capture. Ceaser is a truly gentle two-spirited soul, warm and welcoming, and as perverted as you dare to imagine.. You don’t have to though, because he is open about his experiences cruising the woods, running from diapered men on the beach in Delaware, and breaking down the stigma of one of the most notorious diseases of all time.

EP44: “Oh, THAT Mother…”

Evolving from a young carny into the therapist/counselor she is today was no walk in the park for our guest. Charmagne tells us how she lost her virginity to marijuana, $1.50 pony rides, and eventually finding out that her parents weren’t actually her parents at all…

EP43: Cock Tale Party #3 (Bone-crushingly lonely)

PDX cock-tale mixer with Adam Pasi, Chad Opitz, Chris Conatser, and Jeff Zamaria at the Bagdad Theater. The movie heard playing in the background sets the tone for revealing revelations of sex workers, mint chocolate seductions, heads lost sniffing glue, crying after blowjobs, and stories so over the top we were eventually asked to leave…

EP42: Putting worms on each other

Who has time to bother with what’s going on with your hair when you are busy riding bikes and playing in the mud? All the girls wearing bras in gym class seemed silly to Verronica,  until the fateful day came when even the golden child needed the support. Men and women are all worthy of…

EP41: Were you a boy who became a girl?

This podcast plays like a Tom Robbins audio book. A trouble maker, fitted in thrift retro polyester, and complete with Lisa Loeb glasses, young Zaeli had posters of her face plastered around her boarding school to warn the other students. She laments her time spent with Joseph Smith, explains why she’s a lipstick non-binary pagan, and how she has a tendency to suck the femininity out of the room.

EP40: Wanna help me dry?

What do three comedians in a room full of clown paintings have in common? We all love talking about sex! Belinda Carroll and I interview Joann Schinderle about untimely masturbation, unsolicited dick pics, why AIDS isn’t great pillow talk, and how shame wasn’t even on this CIS white girl’s radar.

EP39: Okay with being okay

Sometimes you can have hypochondria, a panic disorder, PTSD, throw your step-father in prison when you are 23 years old, suffer from trauma anxiety, and not have the ability to have a glass of wine or toke of weed to get away from it all… and still be alright. Everybody fall in love with Audrey like we did.

EP38: The Fresh Prince of Boring

In this episode Zaeli interviews Chris about his pattern of abuse in relationships, unexpected foursomes, winning the lottery, joking about his abortion as a coping mechanism, and why he loves to dress up as a woman. 

EP37: Started with a robot blowjob

Dumb butts and big butts and stupid butts, oh my! From researching man handling techniques online to using vibrators before there were even vibrators, traveling chuckle fuckers Mike and Evan of Baton Rouge share their platonic love and mutual affinity for doing everything but fucking.

EP36: It’s gonna be what it’s supposed to be

Our guest this week is the man who had the balls to make Zaeli a wife! Listen as Chris asks Joe all the questions Megyn Kelly was too Megyn Kelly to pose during their appearance on her hour of The Today Show. Marvel as the famously dashing Joe pulls back the curtain on his own…

EP35: That’s what got me into nursing

Alpha Female Marta was more than excited to sit down and share her sex life on her son’s podcast. That’s right, Chris’s Mother wowed our hosts with stories of human trafficking, FBI agents and their micro-gadgets, older men exploiting her in a good way, and how the staff at hospitals play doctor to kill the time.

EP34: The Manxperiment

Blake and Zaeli sit down with Chris to get the jitters out before their national television debut on NBC’s Megyn Kelly Today. They discuss the powerful bond forged through a painful but needed “wake up”, how sobriety led to taking control back from Blake’s dick, why they dislike the brand of “polyamory”, and the fateful night at the Love Goat open mic that transformed Nosferatu into a man.