EP58: Quote unquote came out

Imagine if Men’s Warehouse manufactured ACTUAL men… well dressed men at that… our guest might be their top selling model. A traveling poet and the son of a preacher man Seth shares useful tips for lubrication, and his stories embody what it means be proud of who you are.

EP57: Titty b musty

The son of a beautician and as young and restless as Victor Newman, Golden was crackin’ his sister’s toes in Grambling, LA. for as long as he can remember. Orgies in motels, magic samurai pussy, porno parties and going down on older woman at the age of five… I’m just glad my buddy James was…

EP56: Sorry Mom and Dad

Once a “King of the Friend-zone” and former master of foolish childhood game “Nascar drive a fast car”, Texan musician Parker Chapin turned his luck around at the age of 16 in the back booth of a strip club. We talked military school, seductive older women, and googling boobs.

EP55: That dusky-hued lady Satan

Growing up in the slave quarters of an old plantation. Climbing up trees and into windows only to be mounted by a seductress. Biting your partner during a friendly threesome. Nicolas and his longtime girlfriend Diane surprised and aroused me with youthful tales and reminded me the importance of finding beauty in an old woman’s…

EP54: Wouldn’t take it back for anything

Ever ask your little Brother about the first time he masturbated? Perhaps you’ll get as lucky as I did and find he doesn’t remember. Travis does however recall losing his virginity to Lil Troy on repeat, drinking titty milk whiskey cocktails, and smoking hay cigarettes along with shots of water when he was just an aspiring Doc Holiday.

EP53: Undercover Gender Agent

Turn up the jets on your hot tub and the volume on your cassette deck, because we just popped in “Passport to Purity” and we are here to deflate your water balloons! Our guest talks heteronormativity, her affinity for mimicking accents, and how you can’t un-crumple a tissue.

EP52: I will hug you

A strong candidate for America’s Top Male our guest hails from the sandy canyons of California wielding Mj├Âlnir high above his head and will smash your containers apart or fill them beyond capacity… if that’s what his heart truly desires. This guy is above and beyond what a man can be and he wants to…

EP51: We got you on the first try

Moonlighting as a go-go dancer in Kentucky, ritual make out sessions at age eleven, defunct flowers in the top bunk at the prom lake house, this guest throws curve ball after curve ball at your hosts. Our guest spills the deeply personal tale of how he and the Brian Mental Health Team helped this independent…

EP50: Get things back up again

Amazon Women on the Moon’s theme song and the story of America’s Most Wanted serial killer, the notorious “Pumpkin Head,” paint a perfect picture of this military brat’s sordid past. Hear his story of how a childhood spent roughed up by his brothers and awkwardly close to his mother made him too insecure to realize…

EP49: Different Lives

My mustachioed guest Colton and his brother Brock joined me in a warm and lighthearted conversation about what it was like to go to school in England, dating feisty Italian women, haggling on the fringe in Singapore, and why Putin is sexy, but only in Russian…

EP48: I was well on my way

If you want a little backstory on our guest Benji than listen to the song “She Bangs” by Ricky Martin, and that’s all you need to know. From fitting condoms on bananas to turning down oral at the grocery store, this episode is as sweet as ice-cream being eaten out of your ass, and as raunchy as vomit down your back when you’re going down…

EP47: Daughter of Babylon

Wish you never had to go to school? Well maybe you’ll be raised by independent fundamentalist baptists in your next life. Eve discusses her life long struggle with the shame brought on by religion, sexual watermelons, how having a penis would have helped her become a drummer, and the fun she and her lover have keeping score on their rare days off.