EP97: Go take your pills

Our guest brings her husband to the avocado pit with Bonnie and I and we get vulnerable as all get out. She talks about disappointing her parents with a vagina, making out with pillows, secret letters and phones, the importance of human contact and how she lost her virginity twice.

EP93: You weren’t the first one

You know things aren’t great at home when you join the military to get the fuck out. Back in the shire (Eugene, OR.) Chris and Soledad smoke a peace pipe with local photographer Zach. It’s about homeschool horrors, tales of wild ones, addressing the demons, and knowing when to roll on to the next one.

EP75: Haven’t missed a day since

This is gonna be bananas so pause the game. Master Chief can wait on the warthog while we figure out if this condom goes over your balls. Our guest hails from the hat of Texas with tales of dirt and racism, forgetting why her girlfriends get crazy, and how she came to share the same…

EP72: Better on ya than in ya

You’ll need a belt buckle and some shit-kickers for our trip to the Ozarks, where we will ponder the origin of “blue balls”, explore the orgasmic potential of a cold shower, experience losing ones sacred purity to the soothing sounds of “The Diceman”, and solve the age old mystery of the abandoned unsoiled parking lot…

EP38: The Fresh Prince of Boring

In this episode Zaeli interviews Chris about his pattern of abuse in relationships, unexpected foursomes, winning the lottery, joking about his abortion as a coping mechanism, and why he loves to dress up as a woman.