Did your first strip tease involve Lincoln Logs? If it did, you might end up hitchhiking with ne’er-do-well’s, hangin’ with hairy horny hotties, and all the B.D.E. in the world won’t keep you from chugging blood out of a beheaded cockerel to prove yourself.
Is Lando a bit of a “late-bloomer”, sure, but he’s still more adventurous than he lets on. We talked family members visiting from the grave, what not to say in prison, the importance of context, why complaining won’t get the paste back in the tube, and finally a triumphant triathlon for the mail lady.
Picking up where we left off in the previous episode, Colin, Natasha, and myself drink even more scotch and discuss paternal instincts, trying on your parents leather “punk rock” garb under the bed, and evaluating your hosts sexual performance on his Hi-8 sex tapes.