EP93: You weren’t the first one

You know things aren’t great at home when you join the military to get the fuck out. Back in the shire (Eugene, OR.) Chris and Soledad smoke a peace pipe with local photographer Zach. It’s about homeschool horrors, tales of wild ones, addressing the demons, and knowing when to roll on to the next one.

EP92: Her boobs get hard

Chris travels back to Oregon to interview yet another Texan. Along with roommates Soledad (ep25) and Nick, we hear about Chad’s sheltered upbringing, pussy eating practice, magical mushroom awakenings, and how he would pray and apologize to God as soon as he finished wiping up.

EP91: Exit only honey!

“Can you do me a favor? Will you take my virginity?” A West African hailing from Sugarland, TX. Kemmah talks about really bad periods in her life, how only hurt people hurt people,  and explains that this snuggy bunny is not down for small talk, especially if you make gang signs when you smile.

EP90: Real cool secret handshake

Adam is the reason Nuns used to beat children, or at least that’s what they told him. Our guest talks about being a slutty child cutting crotch holes into his tighty whitey’s, Adderall fueled limp loads, the ultimate pussy hat, and all kinds of other stuff that was pounded into him. Also Bonnie and Adam…

EP89: And think about pancakes

Hold the ice on these cock-tales folks, we need to wash down these hot sticky crepes.  Our guests affinity for cartoons leaps quickly from Manga to Hentai.  Scarlett entertains us with the legend of “the knee”, leading gimps around on Bourbon St., and how there is more than one way to mark your bedpost.

EP87: I was the “lly” guy

Bonnie’s good friend (they’re just friends!) Roderick explains his leap from being seduced while jamming Brit Pop to executing an Eiffel Tower in an alley. Our guest makes the most of being mortared, speaks on player logic, takes inventory on his sexual exploits, and is living proof that it’s not who spills the seed… it’s…

EP84: We’re gonna need a bigger bed

TRIGGER WARNING: We talk about green palm olive dish soap. That’s what triggers our guest Emery anyway… We talk safe spaces for people with rape fantasies, fuck tokens, his longest running relationship, and why you shouldn’t put your kid in the highway. It’s time to have a talk about the birds, the bees… and the…

EP80: Warms my horned up heart

My guest reminisces the “Leslie days of Austin”, watching porn in the flesh, cock ball torture punishments, why he always knows where the exit is, and other reports from the upside down.

EP79: Squim squim squim squim squim!

Eric and Bonnie are back again to talk; poppers, seizures, teddy bears with holes in them, blind guardian grandmothers, ping pong shows, and a lovely liquid with the viscus consistency of shark tears.  “If it’s good enough for the goose, it’s good enough for the gander.”

EP75: Haven’t missed a day since

This is gonna be bananas so pause the game. Master Chief can wait on the warthog while we figure out if this condom goes over your balls. Our guest hails from the hat of Texas with tales of dirt and racism, forgetting why her girlfriends get crazy, and how she came to share the same…

EP62: Some stupid punk rock idealism

When you’ve spent most of your life in Oregon being so gothic it hurts, why wouldn’t you meet your life mate through a mutual acid dealer? These long time buddies of mine, look back into the dusty cobwebs of time and share stories of unwanted sexual encounters, baptisms crossing paths with sexual awakenings, and other…

EP45: Blowjobs are a handshake

The great laugh on this wonderful man says more than words will ever capture. Ceaser is a truly gentle two-spirited soul, warm and welcoming, and as perverted as you dare to imagine.. You don’t have to though, because he is open about his experiences cruising the woods, running from diapered men on the beach in Delaware, and breaking down the stigma of one of the most notorious diseases of all time.