EP51: We got you on the first try

Moonlighting as a go-go dancer in Kentucky, ritual make out sessions at age eleven, defunct flowers in the top bunk at the prom lake house, this guest throws curve ball after curve ball at your hosts. Our guest spills the deeply personal tale of how he and the Brian Mental Health Team helped this independent…

EP49: Different Lives

My mustachioed guest Colton and his brother Brock joined me in a warm and lighthearted conversation about what it was like to go to school in England, dating feisty Italian women, haggling on the fringe in Singapore, and why Putin is sexy, but only in Russian…

EP48: I was well on my way

If you want a little backstory on our guest Benji than listen to the song “She Bangs” by Ricky Martin, and that’s all you need to know. From fitting condoms on bananas to turning down oral at the grocery store, this episode is as sweet as ice-cream being eaten out of your ass, and as raunchy as vomit down your back when you’re going down…

EP46: I like the way this guy smells

If you are the swarthy type of guy then our bejeweled guest might imagine you without any arms or legs when he sizes you up. If you’re a lady, he might just enjoy your hair. This only child explains why he has no use for a gold star, the connection he made between women and bowling balls, and why making pals at P.A.L.S. electrified his toes.

EP45: Blowjobs are a handshake

The great laugh on this wonderful man says more than words will ever capture. Ceaser is a truly gentle two-spirited soul, warm and welcoming, and as perverted as you dare to imagine.. You don’t have to though, because he is open about his experiences cruising the woods, running from diapered men on the beach in Delaware, and breaking down the stigma of one of the most notorious diseases of all time.

EP42: Putting worms on each other

Who has time to bother with what’s going on with your hair when you are busy riding bikes and playing in the mud? All the girls wearing bras in gym class seemed silly to Verronica,  until the fateful day came when even the golden child needed the support. Men and women are all worthy of…

EP40: Wanna help me dry?

What do three comedians in a room full of clown paintings have in common? We all love talking about sex! Belinda Carroll and I interview Joann Schinderle about untimely masturbation, unsolicited dick pics, why AIDS isn’t great pillow talk, and how shame wasn’t even on this CIS white girl’s radar.

EP39: Okay with being okay

Sometimes you can have hypochondria, a panic disorder, PTSD, throw your step-father in prison when you are 23 years old, suffer from trauma anxiety, and not have the ability to have a glass of wine or toke of weed to get away from it all… and still be alright. Everybody fall in love with Audrey like we did.

EP36: It’s gonna be what it’s supposed to be

Our guest this week is the man who had the balls to make Zaeli a wife! Listen as Chris asks Joe all the questions Megyn Kelly was too Megyn Kelly to pose during their appearance on her hour of The Today Show. Marvel as the famously dashing Joe pulls back the curtain on his own…

EP35: That’s what got me into nursing

Alpha Female Marta was more than excited to sit down and share her sex life on her son’s podcast. That’s right, Chris’s Mother wowed our hosts with stories of human trafficking, FBI agents and their micro-gadgets, older men exploiting her in a good way, and how the staff at hospitals play doctor to kill the time.

EP34: The Manxperiment

Blake and Zaeli sit down with Chris to get the jitters out before their national television debut on NBC’s Megyn Kelly Today. They discuss the powerful bond forged through a painful but needed “wake up”, how sobriety led to taking control back from Blake’s dick, why they dislike the brand of “polyamory”, and the fateful night at the Love Goat open mic that transformed Nosferatu into a man. 

EP12: From asexual to a sexual deviant

Health coach, Japanese enthusiast, and champion of misfits, Emile walks us through her journey out of self harm into a more nutritious life, falling in love with an entire city, and the power of seeing those whom feel invisible.