EP99: Man of the house

Our guest hails from the booty shaking days of MTV’s spring break, back when nudie mag briefcase heists were the only way to see the whole chichi. Porno dick, “the scare”, shower sex,  outercourse on the dance floor, and getting past the negativity to know the one that you are with.

EP98: It all came out

Welcome back to the second half of this Florida exorcism transmission. Psychedelic revelations, sniffing armpits, shit plea deals, chat roulette, and embracing self and sexual actualization without being anybody’s punching bag, unless of course that’s what we’re into…

EP97: Go take your pills

Our guest brings her husband to the avocado pit with Bonnie and I and we get vulnerable as all get out. She talks about disappointing her parents with a vagina, making out with pillows, secret letters and phones, the importance of human contact and how she lost her virginity twice.

EP96: Into the sounds

Anybody a sucker for Ellen Greene’s voice as Audrey in the Little Shop of Horrors? Women’s voices, erotica, male cosplay, gender wobbles, and loose morals are some of the many flavors we enjoy with this impenetrable (extremely reformed Jewish) nerd who always knew she was “that”.

EP93: You weren’t the first one

You know things aren’t great at home when you join the military to get the fuck out. Back in the shire (Eugene, OR.) Chris and Soledad smoke a peace pipe with local photographer Zach. It’s about homeschool horrors, tales of wild ones, addressing the demons, and knowing when to roll on to the next one.

EP89: And think about pancakes

Hold the ice on these cock-tales folks, we need to wash down these hot sticky crepes.  Our guests affinity for cartoons leaps quickly from Manga to Hentai.  Scarlett entertains us with the legend of “the knee”, leading gimps around on Bourbon St., and how there is more than one way to mark your bedpost.

EP87: I was the “lly” guy

Bonnie’s good friend (they’re just friends!) Roderick explains his leap from being seduced while jamming Brit Pop to executing an Eiffel Tower in an alley. Our guest makes the most of being mortared, speaks on player logic, takes inventory on his sexual exploits, and is living proof that it’s not who spills the seed… it’s…

EP84: We’re gonna need a bigger bed

TRIGGER WARNING: We talk about green palm olive dish soap. That’s what triggers our guest Emery anyway… We talk safe spaces for people with rape fantasies, fuck tokens, his longest running relationship, and why you shouldn’t put your kid in the highway. It’s time to have a talk about the birds, the bees… and the…

EP80: Warms my horned up heart

My guest reminisces the “Leslie days of Austin”, watching porn in the flesh, cock ball torture punishments, why he always knows where the exit is, and other reports from the upside down.

EP79: Squim squim squim squim squim!

Eric and Bonnie are back again to talk; poppers, seizures, teddy bears with holes in them, blind guardian grandmothers, ping pong shows, and a lovely liquid with the viscus consistency of shark tears.  “If it’s good enough for the goose, it’s good enough for the gander.”

EP75: Haven’t missed a day since

This is gonna be bananas so pause the game. Master Chief can wait on the warthog while we figure out if this condom goes over your balls. Our guest hails from the hat of Texas with tales of dirt and racism, forgetting why her girlfriends get crazy, and how she came to share the same…

EP62: Some stupid punk rock idealism

When you’ve spent most of your life in Oregon being so gothic it hurts, why wouldn’t you meet your life mate through a mutual acid dealer? These long time buddies of mine, look back into the dusty cobwebs of time and share stories of unwanted sexual encounters, baptisms crossing paths with sexual awakenings, and other…