EP71: Sideways Tampons

It starts in the back of a ’57 Chevy at an X-rated drive in theater, at age eleven Mary makes a stand against the church, only to cut and run from it all as soon as she bled. So drop some acid and grab your season pass to Six Flags, this “fag hag” speaks with…

EP59: They were always boys

Public school was only bad because we didn’t have private Catholic school to compare it to… a closeted sex demon explains her infatuation with balance beams, Steve Buscemi, male heroes, and how she was told that God may take it all away.

EP52: I will hug you

A strong candidate for America’s Top Male our guest hails from the sandy canyons of California wielding Mjölnir high above his head and will smash your containers apart or fill them beyond capacity… if that’s what his heart truly desires. This guy is above and beyond what a man can be and he wants to…

EP34: The Manxperiment

Blake and Zaeli sit down with Chris to get the jitters out before their national television debut on NBC’s Megyn Kelly Today. They discuss the powerful bond forged through a painful but needed “wake up”, how sobriety led to taking control back from Blake’s dick, why they dislike the brand of “polyamory”, and the fateful night at the Love Goat open mic that transformed Nosferatu into a man. 

EP19: “If you can’t say it right, get the H out!”

His literal Humble upbringings set the tone for this comedian/philosophers wild tales of his family being abandoned by a lowlife Bible, his preference for meeting potential new flames the old fashioned way, and how he asked for Gods forgiveness over and over and over again.

EP17: My Mom was born in a toilet

Straight out of the butt hole of Texas, Nana dances her way into the hearts of our hosts with stories of love-able evil Aunts, taking shots of tequila with her alleged Father, and building loving relationships with fit guys even if their dick game is trash.

EP7: The egg had a veil

What’s the difference between having style and seeking attention? How should a man flirt with your womb? Our guest Alyssa shares about growing up a smart-ass and getting southern manners spanked right into her.