EP37: Started with a robot blowjob

Dumb butts and big butts and stupid butts, oh my! From researching man handling techniques online to using vibrators before there were even vibrators, traveling chuckle fuckers Mike and Evan of Baton Rouge share their platonic love and mutual affinity for doing everything but fucking.

EP36: It’s gonna be what it’s supposed to be

Our guest this week is the man who had the balls to make Zaeli a wife! Listen as Chris asks Joe all the questions Megyn Kelly was too Megyn Kelly to pose during their appearance on her hour of The Today Show. Marvel as the famously dashing Joe pulls back the curtain on his own…

EP34: The Manxperiment

Blake and Zaeli sit down with Chris to get the jitters out before their national television debut on NBC’s Megyn Kelly Today. They discuss the powerful bond forged through a painful but needed “wake up”, how sobriety led to taking control back from Blake’s dick, why they dislike the brand of “polyamory”, and the fateful night at the Love Goat open mic that transformed Nosferatu into a man. 

EP32.2: The logical and handsome ones

In the second half of this conversation we discover more about our mysterious suitor, his faith and devotion to Catholicism, managing expectations, melting cupcakes, and how Rocky and 007 shaped his ideal proposal to the woman of his dreams.

EP29: Get in line! Challenge accepted..

Claire and I invited our friend Emily over to share stories with us about  going to a progressive elementary school, checking out guys of all types and sizes, consolatory solo cups of warm tap water, and knocking boots in a boot.  

EP27: If it smells like water, go swimming

When my fellow comic Leah asked if she could stop by with her friend Jenee and a bottle of wine, none of us had any idea that we would end up sharing cocktales as well. Be glad we did though, because we got into the fine art of eating booty, what makes size matter, discovering…

EP26: God knows I masturbated on someone’s arm

More curious than Curious George himself, our very sensitive guest, co-host of Gender Fluids (a podcast about sex, sexuality, and gender) discusses struggling with same sex attraction, overcoming her fear of hugs, and the power of repent. Also, Zaeli shares her version of the French Press.

EP26.2: God knows I masturbated on someone’s arm

Dental dams, pregnant comics, and lost underpants oh my! Rape fantasies ruined by rapists, dude chickens mounting chicks, wild experimental college sodomy, nothing is off limits in the second half of this pow wow with two of Chris’s favorite ex-Mormons.

EP24: Cock Tale Party #2

Gather round the campfire everybody, Chris is dead sober and burning some old furniture, taking turns with the main brain Zaeli on the mic getting ALL the dirty deets on botched threesomes, little dicks, curious butts, gonorrhea, and all other kinds of nongonococcal.

EP22: Acid makes us gay

Our good friend and GCBC co-founder Trace Holt walks us through his hero’s quest from a barefoot closetcase in Texas Hill Country to a fast-talking, joke-cracking, dude-plowing single dad in the big city.

EP21: Insisterous

Hope you’ve got good ears, because this episode feature’s Zaeli’s sister and they have damn near the same voice! But it’s well worth the effort to parse them apart, because Caroline has her own special wisdom and sass, enlightening us about PMDD, “echo crushes”, life as a little sister, toxic cycles, and prepping to peak.

EP19: “If you can’t say it right, get the H out!”

His literal Humble upbringings set the tone for this comedian/philosophers wild tales of his family being abandoned by a lowlife Bible, his preference for meeting potential new flames the old fashioned way, and how he asked for Gods forgiveness over and over and over again.