EP26: God knows I masturbated on someone’s arm

More curious than Curious George himself, our very sensitive guest, co-host of Gender Fluids (a podcast about sex, sexuality, and gender) discusses struggling with same sex attraction, overcoming her fear of hugs, and the power of repent. Also, Zaeli shares her version of the French Press.

EP25: Waving it around like a little Elephant

You can take the hippy out of Oregon, but you can’t… make her love you. Former Austin resident and full time fashionista/gangster/barista Soledad dropped in with her friend Dani to tell Chris about setting firm boundaries, strippers enchiladas , her Dad’s hotdog situation, and dating one of the hosts of this show.

EP21: Insisterous

Hope you’ve got good ears, because this episode feature’s Zaeli’s sister and they have damn near the same voice! But it’s well worth the effort to parse them apart, because Caroline has her own special wisdom and sass, enlightening us about PMDD, “echo crushes”, life as a little sister, toxic cycles, and prepping to peak.

EP14: The Princess Spanky Pants Fan Club

Comedian Emma Arnold talks to Zaeli and Chris about being a Mother of six, moonlighting as a Mormon, and her journey to realizing she’s more than just one of the guys.

EP12: From asexual to a sexual deviant

Health coach, Japanese enthusiast, and champion of misfits, Emile walks us through her journey out of self harm into a more nutritious life, falling in love with an entire city, and the power of seeing those whom feel invisible.

EP8: Mouths just taste like that

This week comedian Lindsey Easterwood cuts to the chase as she always does, to tell us what it’s like to be twenty as fuck and livin’ off cake here in the Lone Star State capital. Spoiler: it’s a most hilarious mix of casual and wild.

EP7: The egg had a veil

What’s the difference between having style and seeking attention? How should a man flirt with your womb? Our guest Alyssa shares about growing up a smart-ass and getting southern manners spanked right into her.

EP6: The package came with the package

Comedian, veteran, and tall righteous lady Jami Schoffner fills us in on her past stealing cars, driving submarines, and dealing with the dick she never asked for.

EP5: The tits in my family

On brand as a way of life, Cassidy shares her thoughts on Jesus as a lover, co-creating a phallus with a friend, and the importance of being nice.

EP4: What are straight people?

A master of modern ballet and self-given tats, Alex tells us what makes a blowjob good, who’s into diaper play, how everyone wins when you don’t compete, and why a podcast is all about the outfit.

EP1: Pretty Woman-y

For our very first episode, Chris and Zaeli put a truly special lady on the spot: traveling wedding photographer, longtime Austinite, and recent New York Times Magazine cover girl, Ixi Kirkilis! Here in Part One, we talk growing up as an only child, having sex in your parents’ house, and repressed adolescent gender dysphoria!